Texting for Seniors

I received this from a friend today and it make me chuckle.....had to pass it along :)

 TEXTING FOR SENIORS

 Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears

 to be a need for a STC

(Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is

 the code for you:.

 Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can

 understand your texts.

 ATD: At The Doctor's

 BFF: Best Friend Farted

 BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

 BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

 CBM: Covered By Medicare

 CGU: Can't get up

 CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

 DWI: Driving While Incontinent

 FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

 FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

 FYI: Found Your Insulin

 GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

 GHA: Got Heartburn Again

 HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

 IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

 LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

 LOL: Living On Lipitor

 LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

 OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

 OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

 PIMP: Pooped in my pants

 ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

 SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

 TTYL: Talk To You Louder

 WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

 WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

 WTP: Where's The Prunes?

 WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

 GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)