Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Texting for Seniors

I received this from a friend today and it make me chuckle.....had to pass it along :)

 Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears
 to be a need for a STC
(Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is
 the code for you:.
 Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can
 understand your texts.

 ATD: At The Doctor's
 BFF: Best Friend Farted
 BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
 BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
 CBM: Covered By Medicare
 CGU: Can't get up
 CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
 DWI: Driving While Incontinent
 FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
 FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
 FYI: Found Your Insulin
 GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
 GHA: Got Heartburn Again
 HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
 IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
 LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
 LOL: Living On Lipitor
 LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
 OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
 OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
 PIMP: Pooped in my pants
 ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
 SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
 TTYL: Talk To You Louder
 WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
 WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
 WTP: Where's The Prunes?
 WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
 GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)


  1. Bev: I LOVE these texting codes!!! Hilarious - and unfortunately (?) all too true!! Love your blog! Debbie

  2. Thanks Debbie! Do you have a blog?